Rants, Raves, Ramblings of an Undersized Life
Being 4'11" gives you a different perspective on the world. Different is not always a bad thing.
8.14.2009
8.13.2009
"No, it's ok, I don't mind."
Word to the wise..... when you hear someone say this.... LOOK AT THEIR FACE. Are their eyes meeting yours, or the ground? Is the corner of their mouth turned upwards, or downwards? FOR HEAVENS SAKE... DID YOU JUST CAUSE THEM TO FURROW THEIR BROW SO THEY LOOK LIKE A VULCAN?
There is a new virus out there I need to tell you about.... cue (errr, is that que?) public service announcement.
- an unnecessary sense of urgency,
- a demanding attitude with others because you have not adequately planned ahead,
- a delusional state that causes you to believe that the world revolves around your schedule
8.11.2009
New Year's Resolution
7.23.2007
Burden of my Heart
This whole being in your 30's thing is not for the weak. You aren't old enough to continually bitch about how old you are, yet you aren't young enough to have naive expectations of what you are capable of doing.
Things perplexing my thoughts lately: What now?
Per personality and spiritual gifts test results, I am a born educator and encourager. What does that mean? God designed me to service. Whether it was teaching someone, encouraging them, being that proverbial shoulder to cry on, or narrating my experiences to help you with yours. Again, what am I doing? I sit in a 6x9 office, which let's be honest, might as well be my coffin, for 8 to 9 hours a day. I do the most ridiculous stuff, like add numbers together, or compile reports with senseless numbers on them, or punch plastic keys for what amounts to hours... Is this encouraging? Is it teaching? Is it really being of service to anyone? Ewww.
So, I take a leap of faith. I apply to the school board and land myself an interview with an incredible alternative school. It's for an administrative assistant position for the principal/director. Serving, check. The school is for middle-early high school students who are having trouble in a "normal" classroom and can't seem to master material on and pass the standardized testing they must pass. I would have contact with these students and possibly the opportunities to speak truths into their lives, like "you can do it" or "you are really talented/special/smart". Encouraging, check. Bonus, I would have the opportunity to be in an environment with educators, learning about new technology being used to assist these kids in the classroom and maybe even getting to interact in these classrooms with the kids. Teaching, check.
Good news, I was 'myself' at this interview and I nailed it. Finally an employer who finds the characteristics of being dependable, reliable, loyal, hard working, and self motivated VALUABLE. (You'd be amazed at how many of these yahoos just want to see what kind of 'game' you have on these interviews. Dumbest. Questions. Ever.) I got a second interview. Heck, I was even offered the job.
Bad news, I can no longer afford to work for $26,400.00 per year (yes, that's a gross income figure). It is downright shameful what we pay our educators and their support staff in this country. Well, in the the words of the principal, "it's just embarrassing". What's even more disgusting is that I was considered a "skilled" (or higher paid non-instructional employee). I can't even imagine what a lunch lady or aide makes! They probably qualify for food stamps! THESE PEOPLE SPEND MORE TIME WITH OUR CHILDREN THAN WE DO. What are we thinking? Maybe I should apply for a job at Lockheed-Martin/Halliburton/KBR? Maybe making ammunition/sucking oil out of the ground pays better? Hell, you can't work for Enron anymore, nor can I work for Arthur Andersen anymore for that matter. Bitter? Nope. Not at all.
Back to the question... What now? I yearn for the answer. I am not sure I have the energy to sit through one more interview with some smug corporate (or poser-wannabe-corporate SBO small business owner, way worse) schlub and 'run my game' all over again. Seriously, the dog and pony show thing bores the piss out of me, and to be a wee smug myself, it is WAY beneath me. I do have a job after all. And, yes, they realize I am dependable, reliable, loyal, hard working, and self motivated and would shit 900 lbs of flaming poo if they knew just how seriously I want free from my cage.
7.13.2007
Meet the Cure
7.06.2007
THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER
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6.30.2007
Participating is Helping, Right?
Today was the official work day at church.
The To Do list was:
1.) Paint one building's exterior (2 colors, contrastingly different than existing)
2.) Re-landscape bed around the sign.
3.) Re-plant flowers in planter below sign.
4.) Paint new color around lighted sign.
5.) Repaint letters on church sign.
6.) Paint 4 Sunday school rooms.
7.) Remove old carpet in 2 Sunday school rooms. (circa 1970 carpet/glue)
8.) Install new carpet in 2 Sunday school rooms.
Done just to prepare for this day:
a.) Pressure wash exterior of building
b.) Remove all furniture from 4 Sunday school rooms.
12 people from another church 80 miles away came to help. 2 of them were professional painters armed with every tool necessary AND a professional grade power sprayer.
Now for the guess what part? Guess how many people from OUR church showed up? Ummm, let's just say much less a ratio than the traveling volunteer painters. And, guess how much of this list got done? About 6 out of the 8.... which I must say is pretty amazing. We are a small church with big lists.
I am pretty much useless when it comes to this stuff. I can only roll smooth walls to 6.5', and that's with an extension pole. I definitely cannot roll out that exterior paint over the bumpy stucco 14' in the air - for I have zero upper body strength. I can't do ladders. Do the math, why can't a 4'11" acrophobic chick stand on the 5th rung of the ladder for too long? So, I am officially known as 'weed puller - water getter - trim girl'.
Do you want to know what makes me the craziest about church work days? The inevitable 'let down' experience of it all. When the people who show up are the ones who are more faithful, than useful; this makes it harder to complete the project because in this instance you really need the latter. I could see the hurt from the disappointment written all over my pastor's face.
About a year ago, after an emotionally devastating experience, I stopped allowing people to 'let me down'. Allow, you say? Yes, allow. Someone can only let you down if you allow them to. If you do not place your expectations on or hold your standards up to someone else, they cannot let you down. It's impossible. Here's my list of who I can count on:
1.) God
Nice list, eh? Can I still encounter disappointment with each other with this outlook? Most certainly. As humans, we are designed for each other's company. Your friend, neighbor, husband, mother, children are just as fallible as you are. Cliff notes version: It's best to keep things in perspective and only expect what's unexpected. It's not pessimistic, it's realistic.