Meet the Cure
Meet the cure for Empty Nest Psychosis.
This little girl just arrived home from the puppy stork yesterday.
She doesn't have a name yet, but I am carefully pondering what name would be the most marketable when I figure how to bottle her up for resale. This euphoria is just too good to keep to oneself.
Ingredients: One pure bred Catahoula Leopard Dog puppy, soft velvety ears (for petting, when the world seems so utterly messed up), canine saliva (from sweet puppy kisses), small fine silver hairs (stuck to your pant legs, courtesy of wagging tail while being greeted at the door after a long day's work).
WARNINGS: Once you take this cure home, you will never get your heart back.
posted by manders @ 12:42 PM
1 Comments:
For some reason she won't warm up to me. I'm sure it's because I'm hardly ever around. Wish I could be, but with a full work schedule along with your daughter's, it's hard to make time nowadays. Sad indeed.
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