"No, it's ok, I don't mind."

Word to the wise..... when you hear someone say this.... LOOK AT THEIR FACE. Are their eyes meeting yours, or the ground? Is the corner of their mouth turned upwards, or downwards? FOR HEAVENS SAKE... DID YOU JUST CAUSE THEM TO FURROW THEIR BROW SO THEY LOOK LIKE A VULCAN?


There is a new virus out there I need to tell you about.... cue (errr, is that que?) public service announcement.

********* BULLETIN -- PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT *********

VERY URGENT MESSAGE _ New virus threat has been detected.

A new virus has been identified by the CDC and named as, "CIO", or cluelousnes inconsiderousnous obnoxiouslous. This virus is highly agitated and spreading rapidly.

Symptoms include, but are not limited to:

• an unnecessary sense of urgency,


• a demanding attitude with others because you have not adequately planned ahead,


• a delusional state that causes you to believe that the world revolves around your schedule

Hand washing is necessary, but it may not prevent spread of this disease.

People who are exposed to other people are at risk. People known to be considerate of other people are more susceptible.

Little can be done to ease the symptoms; however, the carrier is at less risk of being annoyed by them as they are often unaware they have been inflicted with the disease.

Professionals are recommending you be inoculated. This can be obtained with a shot of confidence, which will strengthen your vertebrae and help your larynx release words like: "No."

*** This PSA has been brought to you today from the letters W, T, and F. ***