Why. We. Scream.

Dearest Male Counterparts,

Woman are not from a different planet. That book you men folk have heard us women folk speak of, "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus"... well, it's just a title of a book.... it is not a factual statement of a discovery made by NASA in this century. We are all from earth. We have many of the same basic needs you do. We just prioritize our needs list MUCH differently. For instance, we get hungry when we don't eat for 5 hours, too. We just don't throw tantrums about it. We go into the kitchen and make ourselves, our children, and your griping ass some food. This demonstrates that feeding ourselves the moment we feel a twinge of hunger is not at the very top of our urgency list and will not make us quite as miserable to deal with.

Our list at the end of a very long day could have an emotional (you may need this definition of that word) need at the VERY top, however. You may completely miss this because you are hungry or tired. When you have driven the woman you love (another one I thought you might have trouble with) to tears, that's probably the wrong time to furrow your brow, raise your voice, and talk to her like you would to your hunting buddy who's just shit in your suitcase. Duh. I know you might be frustrated because you have absolutely no idea why she is crying. When we are crying we have no idea why you would be frustrated. This is a no win situation. Just take one for the team and be compassionate for 5 damn minutes, ok?

Sharing is caring....unless you are wanting your wife to smell your dirty socks. This may come as a shock to you, but women don't feel the need to sniff their own socks before they put them in the laundry hamper. Why on God's earth would we want to smell yours? Ladies, anytime he starts a sentence with, "Baby, come here....", make sure you get ALL the details as to why he wants you in there before you make your way into that room.

I have many more suggestions and revelations for all of you guys. I will post them soon.